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Kurses (unlike [[curses]]) are mild annoyances. Each [[race]] has a few kurses of its own. Here is an incomplete list: | Kurses (unlike [[curses]]) are mild annoyances. Each [[race]] has a few kurses of its own. Here is an incomplete list: | ||
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| + | *'''Arlics''' - effects unknown | ||
| + | *'''Bollospod''' - Causes uncontrollable swearing. (undetectable when cast on a pirate.) | ||
| + | *'''Clarsi''' - effects unknown | ||
| + | *'''Dyup''' - Causes one to become extremely shy and inarticulate. | ||
| + | *'''Exnoz''' - Your conscience becomes physically embodied by an angel on one shoulder, and a demon on the other. | ||
*'''F't'j''' - Causes you to replace the first letter of every word you say with "B". (or, as one would say when under the f't'j kurse - Bauses boo boo beplace be birst better bof bevery bord boo bay bith "B".) | *'''F't'j''' - Causes you to replace the first letter of every word you say with "B". (or, as one would say when under the f't'j kurse - Bauses boo boo beplace be birst better bof bevery bord boo bay bith "B".) | ||
| − | *''' | + | *'''Guh''' - Severely reduces your intelligence. |
| + | *'''Hug''' - Causes you to uncontrollably hug everyone you see. Also known as "The Friendly Kurse". | ||
| + | *'''Iclars''' - effects unknown | ||
*'''J'f't''' - Completely removes any common sense a person has. | *'''J'f't''' - Completely removes any common sense a person has. | ||
| − | + | *'''Licras''' - Causes your limbs to lock up, resulting in you being much less dextrous. | |
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*'''Nexoz''' - Your mouth closes up, and cannot be opened. | *'''Nexoz''' - Your mouth closes up, and cannot be opened. | ||
*'''Onxez''' - One (or more, depending on the severity) of your limbs turn to stone. | *'''Onxez''' - One (or more, depending on the severity) of your limbs turn to stone. | ||
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*'''Rilcas''' - If someone asks you a question 3 times, you uncontrollably answer it with the truth. The bane of [[Nakira]]-worshippers. | *'''Rilcas''' - If someone asks you a question 3 times, you uncontrollably answer it with the truth. The bane of [[Nakira]]-worshippers. | ||
*'''Scaril''' - Scars form all over your body, and then proceed to run all over you, causing incontrollable scratching. Even once the kurse is removed, the scars remain. This kurse can only be administered once. Due to its long-lasting effects, many angel, human, fairly and gnome children are given an extremely localised version of this at a young age, to prevent permanent disfigurement. | *'''Scaril''' - Scars form all over your body, and then proceed to run all over you, causing incontrollable scratching. Even once the kurse is removed, the scars remain. This kurse can only be administered once. Due to its long-lasting effects, many angel, human, fairly and gnome children are given an extremely localised version of this at a young age, to prevent permanent disfigurement. | ||
| − | + | *'''T'j'f''' - You speak of yourself in the third person. (a particularly harsh variant of the T'j'f curse causes one to refer to themselves in the ''multiple'' third person - "We are not enjoying this kurse very much", etc.) | |
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*'''Updy''' - Your hands raise above your head, and cannot be lowered. | *'''Updy''' - Your hands raise above your head, and cannot be lowered. | ||
| + | *'''V''' - no matter the personality of the kursee before, once kursed with '''V''', they become [[Chaotic Evil]], and only a [[counter-kurse]] can turn them back to their original alignment. | ||
| + | *'''Wompter''' - Causes each of your ears to become as big as your entire head | ||
| + | *'''Xeons''' - You move, speak, think and react at half speed. | ||
*'''Y-pud''' - effects unknown | *'''Y-pud''' - effects unknown | ||
| − | + | *'''Zonex''' - Your own personal gravity is reversed. | |
| − | + | *'''ottoM''' - Makes one extremely sickly. | |
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Revision as of 16:56, 9 May 2008
Kurses (unlike curses) are mild annoyances. Each race has a few kurses of its own. Here is an incomplete list:
Kurses
- Arlics - effects unknown
- Bollospod - Causes uncontrollable swearing. (undetectable when cast on a pirate.)
- Clarsi - effects unknown
- Dyup - Causes one to become extremely shy and inarticulate.
- Exnoz - Your conscience becomes physically embodied by an angel on one shoulder, and a demon on the other.
- F't'j - Causes you to replace the first letter of every word you say with "B". (or, as one would say when under the f't'j kurse - Bauses boo boo beplace be birst better bof bevery bord boo bay bith "B".)
- Guh - Severely reduces your intelligence.
- Hug - Causes you to uncontrollably hug everyone you see. Also known as "The Friendly Kurse".
- Iclars - effects unknown
- J'f't - Completely removes any common sense a person has.
- Licras - Causes your limbs to lock up, resulting in you being much less dextrous.
- Nexoz - Your mouth closes up, and cannot be opened.
- Onxez - One (or more, depending on the severity) of your limbs turn to stone.
- Pudy - Makes one extremely weak.
- Q - The most powerful kurse of all - makes one extremely sickly, weak, inartulate, reduces your intelligence and common sense, and gets rid of your common sense.
- Rilcas - If someone asks you a question 3 times, you uncontrollably answer it with the truth. The bane of Nakira-worshippers.
- Scaril - Scars form all over your body, and then proceed to run all over you, causing incontrollable scratching. Even once the kurse is removed, the scars remain. This kurse can only be administered once. Due to its long-lasting effects, many angel, human, fairly and gnome children are given an extremely localised version of this at a young age, to prevent permanent disfigurement.
- T'j'f - You speak of yourself in the third person. (a particularly harsh variant of the T'j'f curse causes one to refer to themselves in the multiple third person - "We are not enjoying this kurse very much", etc.)
- Updy - Your hands raise above your head, and cannot be lowered.
- V - no matter the personality of the kursee before, once kursed with V, they become Chaotic Evil, and only a counter-kurse can turn them back to their original alignment.
- Wompter - Causes each of your ears to become as big as your entire head
- Xeons - You move, speak, think and react at half speed.
- Y-pud - effects unknown
- Zonex - Your own personal gravity is reversed.
- ottoM - Makes one extremely sickly.
