American Horror Story, Season 1: Episode 1-3

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In April of 2014 Xander was unemployed, jobless, and generally without a profession. At the recommendation of Netflix he marathoned the first season of American Horror Story over a weekend, posting his thoughts as he had them onto a single Facebook status. The following transcript is from this event, and contains many, many spoilers.
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AHS 1-3
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[[Episode 1]]
Xander:
“I hate trees”. Well, American Horror Story is off to a good start.
Peter:
This show was really popular among the tree-haters of America.
Xander:
First tree-hater is down
Xander:
I really wish that he’d been killed by an evil tree so that I could have said “Trees don’t think too fondly of him either”.
Xander:
(He wasn’t.)
Xander:
Oh right, horror relies on people being either unreliable or creepy.
Xander:
Everything is half-truths and dead kids.
Xander:
Main Character Lady, you’re allowed to tell people “Get the fuck out of my house” if they’ve gotten into your house without your consent.
Xander:
That is allowed.
Xander:
Dude is running a Psychiatry clinic in a haunted house.
Xander:
If this weren’t horror that would lead to hijinks and shenanigans.
Peter:
“Psychic-iatrist”
Xander:
Creepy housekeeper who warns “Treat this house well or you’ll regret it” when she’s fired. This show is just going all out on horror tropes.
Xander:
Whoa, now she’s young. And hot.
Xander:
Niiiice.
Xander:
“I had meds but they kept me up all night”
Xander:
“How did you solve it?”
Xander:
“Started taking them in the morning.”
Xander:
Psychotic in a horror show. They’ve got a lot of plot hooks in this pilot.
Peter:
You haven’t even met the fairy chef yet.
Xander:
Did he actually not see how having a psychiatric clinic in the same house he lives in couldn’t have gone poorly? Like, your family has problems and you didn’t escort that guy out. This was only going to end in bad.
Xander:
Oh neat it’s the tree-hating kids. They are not so alive.
Xander:
Twenty years dead in fact.
Xander:
Hot maid: “Why don’t you touch me a little?” Because you cheated on your wife and said that you were going to stop screwing up? That question shouldn’t dumbfound you. Dick.
Xander:
I’m fairly sure I dislike all of these people.
Xander:
Cheating husband, rebellious daughter, Main Character Lady, creepy house breaking team, unpleasant school girls.
Xander:
“I was patient and understanding and caring and I put your feelings first after the miscarriage of our 7th month unborn baby” And then you cheated. This is where it falls apart. The cheating.
Xander:
The cheating is where it falls apart.
Xander:
The cheating.
Xander:
Where did it fall apart?
Xander:
It wasn’t at her buying a dog.
Xander:
It was at the cheating.
Xander:
I’m really not sure that we can be clearer on this.
Xander:
“this” being where it fell apart
Xander:
(The cheating)
Xander:
(It was the cheating)
Xander:
This person’s two solutions for stopping a lady from bullying her are “Murder” and “Convince her you’re a drug addict and then lure her to your house”. Interesting.
Peter:
In all fairness both of those are effective techniques for preventing bullying.
Peter:
They were on the worksheet we got given at school.
Xander:
Oh dear. Gimp suit that was thrown out. Shiiit.
Xander:
COULD YOU PEOPLE STOP BREAKING INTO THIS HOUSE
Xander:
IT IS NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE
Xander:
Oh hey, the psychotic teenager turned out to be… a goblin? Maybe. That was a much more hardcore plan to scare the bully than I expected.
Xander:
This guy is a smoothtalker. She saw you as a goblin and you almost convinced her otherwise. I would have believed you.
Xander:
(I am not smart)
Xander:
‘eeey, main guy is being chased by (chasing?) creepy hat guy
Peter:
I love hat guy
Xander:
Oh turns out he wasn’t evil. He’s a good guy.
Xander:
“Peeking into people’s windows is still a crime, even in LA!” ha! This almost makes up for the cheating.
Xander:
(It does not)
Xander:
Creepy hat guy might not be as good as I thought.
Xander:
He killed… his entire family.
Xander:
And burned most of his body.
Xander:
Jesus man.
Xander:
(At least he didn’t cheat.)
Rory:
Not going to lie I watched the first few seasons of that show and holy shit it is messed up but it is pretty good. So messed up.
Xander:
Setting the room on fire and then just standing there to watch was the main reason you got burned, bro.
Xander:
I’m definitely enjoying it so far into the pilot.
Rory:
I think it was written by acid. Not anyone ON acid…the drug itself.
Xander:
“Don’t make me kill you again.” Huh, the various creepy women aren’t in cahoots. Didn’t see that coming.
Xander:
“I think I’m pregnant” You’ve had sex twice in the last year. Once with your husband and once with someone you assumed to be your husband who was probably some other guy in a gimp suit.
Xander:
My bet on the father is Gimpy.
Xander:
Also it seemed like him so you don’t get my “cheating” treatment.
Xander:
Main character man does.
Xander:
Because of the cheating.
Xander:
That he doesn’t seem hugely remorseful of.
Xander:
[[Episode 1]]
Xander:
1968. Cool. Flashbacks in this show have such a good survival rate so far.
Xander:
“I don’t mean to bother you but I’m hurt and need some help” He’s either going to kill or get killed.
Xander:
(That’s been my prediction of everyone so far though)
Xander:
It was Kill!
Xander:
Oh man, you killed (possibly just knocked unconscious) two people, then you called one of them “Fatty Patty” She wasn’t all that fat. Diiick
Xander:
Oh christ this guy
Xander:
I suspect this outfit he’s making her put on is the thing from the cover.
Xander:
asylum picture
Xander:
I feel super bad for this lady.
Xander:
Possibly for the first time in this show.
Xander:
Everyone else is a dick.
Peter:
Even fairy chef? 🙁
Xander:
“Jesus can’t save me” Dude is creepy.
Xander:
He just…left? That doesn’t sound right.
Xander:
Nope, brutal backstabbing.
Xander:
It wasn’t right.
Xander:
Didn’t show that it was him though, that could be important.
Xander:
Psychopath patient is a dick.
Xander:
Unsurprisingly!
Xander:
Cheater is remaining remarkably professional.
Peter:
I’m going to be honest, I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a worse psychiatrist in any TV show ever.
Xander:
Less professional: When he cheated on his wife with a student of his.
Peter:
I never thought anyone could top Deb’s psychiatrist from Dexter season 7.
Peter:
But American Horror Story managed.
Peter:
Somehow.
Xander:
Oh dear, she is apparently also pregnant
Xander:
Either this guy is super virile
Xander:
or he’s averagely virile, and gimpy is averagely virile.
Xander:
or gimpy is super virile.
Xander:
Those are my thoughts so far.
Peter:
Oh god and the psychiatrist from Dexter season 8.
Peter:
Dexter was frankly impressive for how many awful psychiatrists it had on it.
Xander:
This bully, while unpleasant, probably didn’t deserve to be attacked by a goblin.
Xander:
Very few people deserve that.
Xander:
At least she’s not so dickish now.
Xander:
He hair is turning white from fear. That doesn’t sound possible, but she searched it up on the internet.
Xander:
I’m inclined to trust her.
Xander:
Psychopath character, could you stop with the creepy?
Xander:
And also everyone who doesn’t live in this house, could you stop being in the fucking house?
Xander:
Not difficult!
Xander:
At all!
Xander:
I’m not in the house RIGHT NOW.
Xander:
It’s AWESOME.
Peter:
Haha
Xander:
“This baby is our salvation” What did your wife need to be absolved of, cheater man?
Xander:
Oh hey, a patient who isn’t Psychopath
Xander:
oh fuck
Xander:
second patient had a dream she got cut in half by an elevator in her dream
Xander:
gnarly
Xander:
ooo, she knows about the murders in the house
Xander:
the most recents ones that is
Xander:
“I thought you’d left?”
Xander:
“I got turned around.”
Xander:
How does this keep happening to you? Stop letting your patients let themselves out.
Xander:
So far the only character names I remember are Adelaide and… Nate? Tate? Psychopath kid.
Peter:
Tate
Xander:
Last episode: “Adelaide sometimes spits in her cooking”
Xander:
This episode: “Spit in this cooking, Adelaide” Adelaide is getting more likeable, Mama Adelaide is going in the opposite direction.
Xander:
Oh hey, burn man is back.
Xander:
Cheater: “I cheated on my wife” You don’t fucking say?
Xander:
“I’m not judging.”
Xander:
“YOU MURDERED YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY”
Xander:
“At least I was faithful.”
Xander:
Snap.
Xander:
Come on man, she’ll be pissed if you say “The lady I cheated on you with is pregnant” but it’s not like you’ve cheated again. Lying will not help.
Xander:
Ada-Ma, your peace offering is voided by you letting yourself in.
Xander:
YOU DO NOT LIVE HER
Xander:
STOP WITH THE DOING THAT
Xander:
FUCK
Xander:
SHE CAN SMELL PREGNANCY
Xander:
THERE IS SOMETHING STRANGE GOING ON
Peter:
In a horror? Twist!
Xander:
I want to IMDB these actors but I’m worried about spoilers. (Not expecting a high survival rate)
Xander:
Adelaide survives, that much seems obvious.
Xander:
Maybe the daughter is the sole survivor.
Xander:
“Moira and I go way back” This would be much less creepy to the people in the room who don’t know that she murdered her.
Xander:
Maybe.
Xander:
Was Moira the lady at the start of the episode?
Peter:
Nope!
Xander:
“Is everybody crazy?” Good question, cheaterman.
Xander:
I only call him cheaterman because that’s half of what I know about him, not because I’m harping on about it
Xander:
I’d called him “Psychiatristman” but it took me far too long to spell that out
Xander:
How are all these people so good at knowing maingirl is pregnant?
Xander:
Like, creepy neigher (adamum) had supernatural reasons at least
Xander:
“neigher” jesus xander.
Xander:
Neighbhour.
Xander:
That’s also wrong.
Xander:
Oh well. Live and let live.
Peter:
In all fairness she does neigh on an alarmingly regular basis.
Xander:
MUSIC KEEPS ABRUPTLY STOPPING BECAUSE IT’S ACTUALLY BEING PLAYED IN THE SCENE AND IT CUTS TO A DIFFERENT SCENE
Xander:
OFF-PUTTING
Xander:
Diegetic music
Xander:
learnt the name of that in highschool and shit
Xander:
“Us wasn’t meant to be” Cheaterguys ex mistress, I’d believe that more if you hadn’t put on some music, dimmed the lights, and poured some sexy wine
Peter:
I was unaware there were other ways you could drink wine
Peter:
Like…with the lights on?
Peter:
Won’t the wine go sour?
Xander:
welp
Xander:
now she’s hormonal
Xander:
or possibly possessed
Xander:
Oh right, there’s a dog
Xander:
oh god I hope nothing horrific happens to that dog
Peter:
The dog drinks wine that’s been exposed to undimmed light
Peter:
It gets pretty messy
Xander:
“Excuse me ma’am I don’t want to bother you but I’m hurt and needing help” OH SHIT THIS HAPPENED EARLIER
Xander:
And she’s quite fairly acting suss on this
Xander:
Main Character Lady is gaining survival points quickly
Xander:
no phone
Xander:
shit
Xander:
Someone is in the house.
Xander:
oh my
Xander:
oh jesus
Xander:
masked people are invading the house
Xander:
I now understand why the episode is called “House invasion”
Xander:
30 minutes in though, that’s impressive
Xander:
wait, is one of them the patient from earlier?
Xander:
oh dear, the clothing the murder victim from earlier wore
Xander:
nuts
Xander:
These people are… in a serial killer club?
Xander:
There was a Sandman storyline exactly like this
Xander:
it was a good storyline
Xander:
Tate! You’re here.
Xander:
Are you gonna be a good guy?
Xander:
Am I going to have to shed my preconceptions about “good” and “evil” for this show?
Peter:
Tate is probably my favourite
Xander:
I looked away for a second, but I think Adaleide is going to save them all
Peter:
Second favourite
Peter:
After fairy chef
Xander:
oh hey! Cupcake from earlier
Xander:
That cupcake was evil!
Xander:
“Stomache ache” Oh boy!
Xander:
oh clever, daughter is convincing them to go to the basement (where Tate is gonna do some murder) by saying the bath that the murders happened in have been moved to the basement
Xander:
“There’s a bad man next door!”
Xander:
“I know but he owns the place!”
Xander:
Ha!
Xander:
This show is sometimes funny
Xander:
sometimes fuuuucked up
Peter:
It’s by one of the writers of Glee!
Peter:
Which also seemed to oscillate between funny and really, really messed up
Peter:
And I guess musical
Xander:
Oh man that’s horrible! Adaleide’s mother put her in a room full of mirrors when she knows how much she hates how she looks
Peter:
I actually learned a bunch about Downs Syndrome from watching this
Peter:
Well not from watching it
Peter:
But after watching it I did some reading online
Xander:
It’s nice that it’s not the central focus of her character
Peter:
Yeah for sure
Xander:
Tate just put an axe in a lady
Xander:
cool
Peter:
Tate is great
Xander:
How do people even get in this house?
Xander:
I hope we find out.
Xander:
There’s gotta be like, a tunnel or something
Xander:
it just doesn’t make sense otherwise
Peter:
I don’t want to spoil anything
Peter:
But it’s possible that there’s a transdimensional portal involved
Xander:
“Stupid looking uniform, I totally get why he hated nurses” Yes.
Xander:
That is why.
Peter:
not likely
Peter:
But certainly possible
Xander:
She almost got stabbed in the faaace
Xander:
Instead she beat him to death with a shell
Xander:
Basement scene!
Xander:
Is Tate a ghost?
Xander:
The ghost of a creepy murderer?
Xander:
Oh hey, the boy from 1968 is here
Xander:
That… seems like something someone (maybe the police) would have noticed
Xander:
she’s also not dead, decayed, or aged
Xander:
which is strange
Xander:
suspicious almost
Peter:
(transdimensional teleporter)
Xander:
Oh hey, second ghost from the murders at the start of the episode
Xander:
So, it looks like the format of this show is going to be “This fucked up thing happend x years ago in the house”
Xander:
“Now it’ll happen again maybe ish”
Xander:
actually no, that doesn’t make sense
Peter:
It’s more like a constant stream of fucked-up-ness
Peter:
With occasional musical numbers
Xander:
The kids killed in the first episode died differently to this episode
Xander:
Nate is in cahoots with Moira and Neighbour!
Xander:
I should have seen that coming much more than I did
Xander:
“Even in a town this big people don’t just disappear” I suspect that is going to be proven false many times before this series ends.
Xander:
“I’m home”
Xander:
“No you’re not. We’re selling this house”
Xander:
Probably for the best!
Xander:
Nothing good has happened in it up to this point.
Xander:
Granted, only about 80% of that is the fault of the house
Xander:
[[Episode 3]]
Xander:
oh hey! Young Moira
Xander:
She slept with a previous house owner
Xander:
who is now raping her
Xander:
oh
Xander:
oh! Neighbour
Xander:
She has a gun!
Xander:
She stopped the rape by shooting a window
Xander:
She killed Moira!
Peter:
You did a way better job of remembering Moira’s name than I did
Xander:
Everyone is so young
Xander:
Neighbour has shot her husband!
Xander:
For the cheating
Xander:
Apparently she used to just live in the house
Xander:
not the next house over
Xander:
She’s crying
Xander:
probably because of all the murder
Peter:
Probs
Peter:
That or she just really hates loud noises
Peter:
loud noises and cheating
Xander:
wow, she shot Moira right in the eye
Xander:
that is a good shot
Xander:
Aaand modern day
Xander:
Looks like Cheaterbloke (new-timey cheater, not old-timey) has fucked up and made them lose a lot of money
Xander:
so they can’t sell the house
Xander:
I suspect he is lying
Xander:
due to being possessed
Xander:
“We should rent somewhere”
Xander:
“What do you want me to do?”
Xander:
Rent somewhere so your wife doesn’t have to live in the house she was held hostage and almost killed? She really couldn’t have been more clear.
Peter:
‘Are you trying to communicate?’
Peter:
‘I don’t understand. Do you want…food?’
Peter:
‘Oh! I get it! I love you too, honey.’
Xander:
“You’re having PTSD. This is a totally normal response” I know that money might be tight but it really feels like leaving the house might be a good move for her
Xander:
she is pregnant
Xander:
and was almost killed
Xander:
“Don’t lie to me again or we’re through” Good thing it’s not retroactive, otherwise that would suuuck
Peter:
I try to ensure all my threats are watertight, to avoid exactly this kind of loophole
Peter:
Sometimes I’ll bring lawyers in at the drafting stage.
Xander:
This show has really cool opening titles
Xander:
just showing all the creepy stuff in the basement
Xander:
and people
Xander:
The noises are a bit annoying, but serve a purpose
Peter:
I watched through this with my friend Kate
Peter:
Who has an adorable small child
Peter:
She doesn’t cope well with:
Peter:
Things happening to adorable small children
Peter:
Creepy kids
Peter:
And so the opening titles were actually one of the bits she struggled with the most
Xander:
Oh hey, real estate agent is back
Xander:
Haha, they only have to mention deaths on the property in the last 3 years
Xander:
real estate agent lucked out on that
Xander:
(a lot of people have died here)
Xander:
(Many)
Xander:
‘eeey, modern day sexy young moira
Peter:
Man she’s hot
Xander:
she is indeed attractive
Xander:
(When she’s being looked at by cheaterguy at least)
Xander:
(Otherwise she’s old)
Peter:
(still hot)
Peter:
Although I really struggle to see her as anything other than “Barney’s mum”
Peter:
From How I Met Your Mother
Xander:
“You’re a shitty maid” You killed her, but you don’t have to be like that
Xander:
She’s stealing from the house and trying to frame it on the maid
Xander:
succeeding, in fact
Xander:
Why can these people not leave?
Xander:
Like, Moira is dead
Xander:
but why neighbour?
Xander:
MYSTERY
Peter:
It’s a ONE-WAY teleporter!
Peter:
Fairy chef uses it to bring ingredients into the house
Peter:
Also, people
Peter:
To be used as ingredients
Xander:
Oh right, she doesn’t have the eye because it’s where she was shot
Xander:
that makes sense
Xander:
Third patient!
Xander:
Maybe this one won’t be casing the joint
Xander:
maybe he’ll fucking show this one how to leave
Xander:
She is boring.
Xander:
Her husband is leaving because of it.
Xander:
Cheaterguy is suddenly outside
Xander:
with blood on his hands
Xander:
and some grass missing in front of him
Xander:
and moira is cleaning up some blood
Xander:
oh my
Peter:
He really is the worst psychiatrist eva
Peter:
EVA
Xander:
Moira is not letting up on this seduction thing
Xander:
haha, because he sees her young but no-one else does he looks crazy
Xander:
“Just toss me out like a piece of trash” They’re broke, they’re allowed to fire you
Xander:
“Don’t try to fire me with unjust cause” The cause is they can’t afford it
Peter:
I dunno man
Peter:
America’s laws are crazy
Peter:
Legitimately crazy
Xander:
aaaaaand tourists coming to the murder house
Xander:
just great
Peter:
America’s laws: Crazy like they were just unwell and then they came to the WORST PSYCHIATRIST EVER and he made them legitimately crazy
Xander:
Where does daughter keep getting these cigarettes?
Xander:
Tate just appears out of the woodwork sometimes
Xander:
not literally
Xander:
Oh boy, it’s pregnant ex-mistress
Xander:
“I just wanna talk.” PEOPLE
Xander:
PHONES
Peter:
Xander have you ever had an affair with an older married psychiatrist? You can’t just ring them whenever you want
Peter:
Actually probably don’t answer that
Xander:
She didn’t have the abortion, she’s now blackmailing him
Xander:
wow
Xander:
She’s suddenly the least likeable character
Xander:
(Not for not having the abortion, for the blackmail)
Xander:
Oh hey, detective is coming to be like “Patient you probably murdered has disappeared”
Xander:
I suspect it’s because he murdered her
Xander:
oo! Detective sees Moira as young girl
Xander:
Someone just got stabbed to death in an alleyway
Xander:
that’s not the house
Xander:
What a surprise!
Xander:
ooo, backstory of the first person to live in the house
Xander:
and an explanation for all the embalmed stuff in the basement
Xander:
I had a brief thought wondering why it didn’t go off
Xander:
I am not smart
Xander:
He was stitching two pigs together and adding bat wings to it
Xander:
huh
Peter:
You gotta have a hobby
Xander:
“You think I came all the way over here from Philadelphia?” I wish more things were set in Australia, where everywhere is either “A major city which are hundreds of kilometres from each other” or “A minor city which is hundreds of kilometres from anything else in existence”
Xander:
You can pretty much forget midsized places like Toowoomba
Xander:
Inviting a patient over, “You better not be blotto”
Xander:
someone dies here
Xander:
and I’m not just saying that because he’s the first person to live in “The murder house”
Xander:
Is he a backstreet abortionist?
Xander:
Possibly a plastic surgeon?
Peter:
Plastic wasn’t even invented then
Peter:
Let alone used in surgery
Xander:
Okay, abortionist
Xander:
“No moving while you’re moving. Moving, Death, Divorce. These are the three most stressful things” I don’t think you understand the degree to which she was held hostage and almost murdered in that house
Xander:
it’s above average
Peter:
Yeah I feel like “almost getting murdered” is actually more stressful than moving.
Xander:
No moving while you’re pregnant*. Moving while you’re moving is par for the course.
Peter:
“Being forced to live in the house where you were almost murdered” has got to rank pretty high
Peter:
Her doctor is still a better doctor than her husband is a psychiatrist
Peter:
(he is a very bad psychiatrist)
Xander:
“I like it when you don’t run. Makes it easier to keep up” oh burnman.
Xander:
Ha! He’s trying to rehearse lines.
Xander:
And now he wants to borrow $1k for headshots
Xander:
Oh burnman
Xander:
If you weren’t really creepy and murdered your entire family I’d like you quite a lot
Xander:
Has he just murdered another person?
Xander:
That’s not a good thing
Peter:
Gotta have a hobby
Xander:
oh hey, it’s another person from a flashback showing up
Xander:
This one got a backroom abortion
Xander:
She seems sad
Xander:
Is she trying to convince mainlady to stay?
Xander:
I don’t know what many of these characters are called.
Xander:
haha, she’s confused by things that are different from when she was there
Xander:
oh hang on, I think she’s actually the wife of the first guy to live here
Peter:
Yup
Xander:
No wonder she’s confused by all the changes
Xander:
“I had a child once”
Xander:
and a bullet hole on the back of your head
Peter:
The two don’t always come in tandem
Peter:
She was particularly unlucky
Peter:
(in case anyone reading this was really worried about having children and its effects on the back of your head)
Xander:
This show isn’t scary, but it’s compelling
Xander:
Apparently season 2 gets scarier
Xander:
Oh hey, boring patient isn’t dead
Xander:
just suicidal
Xander:
oh damn
Xander:
“It’s not a crime to be an asshole” This guy took time out of his day to say that
Peter:
Here’s the thing though
Peter:
I feel like it IS a crime to be a medical professional
Peter:
And have someone put their mental well-being in your hands
Peter:
And then sort of convince them to kill themselves
Peter:
Like I know he didn’t say anything, just responded with silence and disinterest
Peter:
But yeah I feel like there are legitimate legal repercussions to that
Peter:
(or at least should be)
Xander:
Daughter is calling them out on not dealing with their shit
Xander:
okay now she’s saying they should stay in the house
Xander:
I don’t agree
Xander:
She said wacked out
Xander:
This show is set modern day
Xander:
Gee willickers, I bet this funky kitten gets all the hip dudes
Peter:
She’s having a wizard time
Xander:
“I know how to leave so you’ll never find me” according to the guy from earlier people don’t disappear in LA
Peter:
Yes but how much do you trust guy from earlier?
Xander:
oh right, Pregnant-Ex-Mistress had a meeting planned with cheaterguy
Xander:
now she’s pissed because he forgot about it
Xander:
I also forgot, to be honest
Peter:
He is having a bad day
Xander:
BURNMAN
Xander:
YOU CAN’T JUST BEAT PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH SHOVELS
Xander:
CHRIST MAN
Xander:
I mean, it solves a lot of other problems
Xander:
Problems that could have turned this show into a soap rather than a horror series
Xander:
Burnman definitely falls on the evil side of things
Xander:
no Adelaide this episode
Xander:
Burnman is taking care of the body
Xander:
Burnman is a bro
Xander:
“Hey Ben, I could really use that thousand bucks” oh burnman.
Peter:
Classic Burnman.
Xander:
Haha, he found a body buried where he was going to bury the body
Peter:
I hate it when that happens
Xander:
Looks to be Moira
Xander:
Old Moira is watching this and crying
Xander:
Oh shit, he’s building a deck over it with concrete which apparently means Moira is stuck here forever
Xander:
I feel sad for her
Xander:
but she’s kind of evil
Xander:
A few seconds ago I laughed that they found a body
Xander:
didn’t even question it until just then
Peter:
The house is getting to you
Peter:
Next episode?
Xander:
Next episode.

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