Orphan Black, Season 1: Episodes 1-2

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In early 2015, Peter and his friend Georgia sat down to watch the entirety of Orphan Black season 1 in one day. Or was it…Peter and a clone!?
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No. It was definitely Georgia. We checked.
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(Peter was the clone.)
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orphan black
Peter:
Okay!
Peter:
Today I am watching Orphan Black for the first dang time
Peter:
With my friend Georgia, who has seen it before but promised not to spoil anything for me
Peter:
Here is everything I know about the show!
Peter:
-It’s a BBC production
Peter:
-It’s about…clones? I think it’s about clones
Peter:
-One woman plays like 99 different roles (thus the clones)
Peter:
-It is one of the two really well-regarded shows that start with the letters “Or” and end with the word “Black”
Peter:
-The main girl was robbed at the Emmys.
Peter:
Robbed.
Peter:
(Presumably because she plays like 99 different role)
Peter:
Anything else I should know going in, G?
Georgia:
Apparently when Maslany’s mother watches this she only recognises one clone as her daughter.
Georgia:
BUT WHICH ONE??
Peter:
Let’s go!
Peter:
[[Episode 1]]
Peter:
This lady is sleeping on the train
Peter:
JUST LIKE A CLONE WOULD
Peter:
(I know very little about clones)
Peter:
Girl on phone: “Hey it’s Sarah”
Peter:
Man
Peter:
That is a clever way to introduce your main character’s name
Peter:
I love that she’s using payphones
Georgia:
So retro!
Peter:
This must be set in like the late 1800s
Peter:
Lady stripping on train platform
Peter:
I can get behind this
Peter:
OH GOD SHE HAS HER FACE
Georgia:
How did it get there!
Peter:
Whaaaaaaaaa
Peter:
Holy fuck
Peter:
Other-face lady just took her clothes off and stepped in front of a train
Peter:
Blarg
Peter:
Steal the handbag!
Georgia:
Ever the opportunist, Sarah
Peter:
She stole your face, you can take the handbag
Peter:
That seems fair
Peter:
Plus she’s dead
Peter:
My understanding is that you require your handbag a lot less once you’re dead
Peter:
“Oh my god, you look like crap.”
Peter:
NEGGED
Georgia:
Token sassy gay friend! Errybody’s got one.
Peter:
Oh he’s gay
Peter:
I have the worst gaydar ever
Georgia:
His name’s Felix.
Georgia:
F e l i x.
Georgia:
He’s either gay or a gadabout cat.
Peter:
Okay so Sarah:
Peter:
-Has a daughter
Peter:
-Is a drug dealer
Peter:
-Abuses her boyfriend (implied to be mutual)
Peter:
-Steals handbags
Peter:
-Presumably either has/is a clone
Peter:
-Has a gay best friend
Peter:
(or possibly a gadabout cat)
Georgia:
“She looked exactly like me”
Georgia:
“What do you mean?”
Georgia:
Sounds pretty straightforward to me.
Georgia:
‘You know me? That’s exactly what she looked like.’
Peter:
Elizabeth is getting a phone call from Art
Georgia:
How abstract.
Peter:
*cut to a painting of flowers, disappointed that no one is answering*
Peter:
I don’t think it’s going to but it would be so good if the entire series was just Sarah robbing her clones
Georgia:
Maybe it is, in one way or another. MAYBE IT IS
Peter:
Hang on was the clones house just unlocked?
Georgia:
Sarah has a key.
Peter:
Oh duh
Peter:
The key that they showed us
Peter:
Explicity
Peter:
I was going to complain about the unrealistic nature of the clone having keys in her handbag instead of her pocket
Peter:
And then I remembered women don’t get pockets
Peter:
Pockets are men-only
Georgia:
It’s true. Feminism has only taken us so far.
Peter:
Felix is topless in a room with art
Peter:
The same Art!??!?!??!
Georgia:
Art doesn’t take rejection well, ran into the first arms that would take it.
Peter:
Stolen from Sarah so far:
Peter:
-Face.
Peter:
So far, Sarah has stolen:
Peter:
-Handbag
Peter:
-Coke
Peter:
-Fancy apartment
Peter:
I think she’s ahead
Georgia:
-Paperclip
Peter:
Why would you tell Felix about this money?
Georgia:
He’s her best friend.
Georgia:
She obviously doesn’t know about Art yet
Peter:
I guess if I were a drug-stealing drug dealer I would be more cautious
Peter:
Steal her life, Sarah!
Peter:
Steal EVERYTHING
Peter:
Sarah stop using that credit card on the fridge
Peter:
That is not how credit cards work
Georgia:
This is why she’s poor.
Peter:
Haha
Peter:
Is she genuinely going to try to steal this person’s life?
Peter:
I feel like it is a fun plan that will fall apart very, very quickly
Georgia:
It’s getting a little psychopathic
Peter:
She’s practicing saying two words, over and over again
Peter:
“Damn right”
Peter:
Presumably her plan is to only ever say that for the rest of her new life
Georgia:
Tell me ONE situation where that isn’t an appropriate response
Peter:
“This dam just exploded: how would you assess it?”
Peter:
Georgia: With a confused look and a pause it works
Peter:
“Dam, right?”
Peter:
Why are all these people using landline phones?
Peter:
We’ve established mobiles exist in this world
Georgia:
It’s the olden days.
Peter:
She had TWO mobiles!
Peter:
This show is set in a time when people have MORE mobiles than we do now!
Georgia:
Maybe they’re constantly out of minutes because they’re wasting all their money on fridge seals.
Peter:
Oh god Sarah
Peter:
This is already falling apart so quickly
Peter:
“How did you manage your last charity run?”
Peter:
“I…don’t know.”
Peter:
Imagine when it gets trickier
Peter:
“Hey what’s your favourite colour?”
Peter:
*steps in front of train*
Georgia:
I love it when people read text out loud that we can very clearly read ourselves.
Peter:
Safety deposit box!
Peter:
My ideal contents of the safety deposit box:
Peter:
-A note to Sarah
Peter:
that reads ‘HELLO SARAH’
Peter:
‘I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING’
Peter:
‘GIVE BACK MY IDENTITY PLZTHNX’
Peter:
Awww it was just some…fake passports?
Peter:
And now some guy is trying to pull her into a car
Georgia:
Sarah: ‘D…Damn right…’
Peter:
Haha
Peter:
Okay, we have a new character! Cop-who-knows-Elizabeth
Peter:
and-somehow-knows-where-to-find-her
Georgia:
He’s feisty too.
Peter:
Cop: “Are you ready?”
Peter:
“Y…yes.”
Peter:
Oh come on Sarah!!
Peter:
That was the perfect opportunity to use your catch-phrase!
Peter:
We rehearsed this!
Peter:
Sarah: “Can I call you Colin?”
Peter:
Colin: “My mum does.”
Peter:
That did not answer the question, Colin.
Peter:
(assuming it’s okay for me to call you that)
Peter:
I mean presumably your Mum also changed your diaper but that isn’t really blanket approval
Georgia:
He’s setting a standard that Felix may now do WHATEVER his mother does.
Peter:
Felix: *brings out a nipple for Colin to suck on*
Peter:
Oh shit she’s a cop!
Georgia:
Detective.
Georgia:
She earned that badge
Peter:
Shiiiiit
Peter:
That is HARD to bluff your way through
Georgia:
Not for me. I’ve watched a million episodes of SVU.
Peter:
She’d have to just….quit?
Peter:
I’m trying to work out how you’d get out of this
Georgia:
Det. Olivia Benson wouldn’t quit.
Peter:
Or…just steal some soap
Peter:
Steal and drink a bunch of soap
Peter:
Sure.
Peter:
That solves most problems
Georgia:
She’s thirsty.
Peter:
Hahaha
Peter:
Cut to: Felix drinking coffee
Peter:
or is it SOAP!?
Georgia:
I think this will be an ongoing theme throughout the series
Georgia:
“Felix makes better drinking choices than Sarah”
Peter:
(Seriously do we ever find out whether it’s coffee or soap?)
Georgia:
He’ll burp a bubble if it’s coffee
Georgia:
or.. soap. I forget which.
Peter:
Guess she won’t have a dirty mouth any more!!!!!!!!
Peter:
I’m here all week, guys.
Peter:
Oh wow! Elizabeth was a cop who shot a civilian!
Peter:
No easy way out of THAT!
Georgia:
I like how everyone just packs up their books as soon as she throws up. They’re like “Well, job done”.
Peter:
I think Felix is my favourite so far
Peter:
He has such good drinking habits
Peter:
The coroner is like ‘Man how many people want to look at this dead body?’
Peter:
‘I got work to do today, guys’
Peter:
‘I can’t even hit on this dude’
Georgia:
It’s alright, his mum used to look at dead bodies too.
Peter:
I know that this is not where the show is going to go, but I would totally watch a show about someone stealing the identity of a cop and then being an awesome cop with a terrible secret
Peter:
Oh hang on that’s basically Suits
Peter:
I accidentally invented Cop Suits
Peter:
Georgia: Uniforms
Peter:
Can Sarah make a request to read her own statement?
Peter:
Or I guess if she hasn’t made a statement yet then that’s the problem
Georgia:
No
Georgia:
She can’t
Georgia:
Because then Psychiatrists don’t get to write mean things about their patients.
Georgia:
‘Whinges a lot about ugly face’.
Peter:
‘Drinks too much soap’
Georgia:
They need their privacy.
Peter:
Oh cool they were multiple birth certificates
Peter:
Maybe belonging to…
Peter:
CLONES???
Georgia:
Or the coroner’s mum. We’ll see!
Peter:
Prediction: it’s all part of a huge scientific experiment.
Peter:
‘What happens if you put 8 completley-identical girls into very different life situations’
Peter:
Oh shiiiiit. Paul’s back!
Georgia:
And already judging her clothes.
Georgia:
He just said she didn’t rock!!
Georgia:
No wonder Beth killed herself.
Peter:
The one thing that links these clones is that they all have terrible taste in men
Georgia:
And drinks.
Peter:
Fortunately shooting an old Asian woman is a perfect excuse to act really distant with your boyfriend
Peter:
“What happened to your hair?”
Peter:
“I got it cut”
Peter:
“It’s longer.”
Peter:
‘I got it cut LONGER, Paul.’
Peter:
‘Geeez.’
Georgia:
Obviously he’s not the detective in this relationship.
Peter:
Bum!
Peter:
Just saw some bum!
Peter:
And sideboob!
Peter:
I feel like she can’t just have sex with everyone who asks her awkward questions
Georgia:
Says who!!
Peter:
Yeah okay
Peter:
I guess she can
Peter:
It’ll just be a very different show
Peter:
More bum!
Peter:
Sarah has a really nice bum.
Peter:
I wonder what Elizabeth’s was like.
Peter:
Also: surely, surely you notice when the person you’re having sex with is a different person.
Peter:
Like
Peter:
I’ve not had sex with that many people
Peter:
But I feel like you develop certain habits and techniques
Peter:
Which you would notice dramatically changing
Georgia:
He was gone for a week, maybe she youtubed some tips.
Peter:
Bum!
Georgia:
Felix bum!!
Georgia:
Not the worst manbum I’ve seen.
Peter:
Paul: “That was amazing. Where’ve you been hiding THAT action?”
Peter:
Poor Elizabeth
Peter:
Bad at sex
Georgia:
And handbag-less.
Peter:
And also dead
Peter:
Paul: “Beth. Are you back on the meds?”
Peter:
Another handy excuse for acting totally differently!
Peter:
Now she’s dodging kisses
Peter:
From the man she impulsively fucked the previous night
Georgia:
He won’t know if he’s Arthur or Martha.
Peter:
Okay I’m going to go back to this but SURELY you would notice someone different after 2 years together
Georgia:
She distracted him by his penis.
Peter:
I’m talking about sex!
Peter:
I mean you fall into a routine of sex, surely
Peter:
“Routine” may be a poor word choice
Peter:
Oh man now everyone reading this is going ‘Poor Peter’
Peter:
‘Bad at sex’
Georgia:
‘Also handbag-less’
Georgia:
The thing is
Georgia:
Sex changes.
Georgia:
If every time you have sex it’s exactly the same, then you’re doing something very wrong.
Peter:
Topless man in towel!
Peter:
But surely you’d learn things your partner does and doesn’t like, not to mention what YOU do and don’t like.
Georgia:
I didn’t like mushrooms for years. Then I suddenly did!!
Georgia:
Things chaaange.
Peter:
Sarah: “I still want us to be together, Felix.”
Peter:
I don’t think anyone told her he was gay
Peter:
Aaaand we’ve now met her kid!
Peter:
Slash mini-clone
Peter:
OH!
Peter:
That’s her!
Peter:
It’s another her!
Peter:
Katya
Peter:
German version of her
Peter:
Man she looks different
Georgia:
It’s TWO tatiana maslany’s in the one car!!
Peter:
Turns out haircuts change how people look
Peter:
FUCK
Peter:
SHE JUST GOT SHOT
Peter:
Man her clones are dropping like flies
Peter:
Shiiiiiit
Peter:
Goodbye German clone
Georgia:
She seemed fun.
Peter:
German, American, English
Peter:
It seems that someone wants to take out all the Sarah clones
Peter:
I can only hope the gunman IS a Sarah clone
Georgia:
That one was already sick though. Seems they wasted a bullet.
Peter:
I wish I could say that I’m surprised by how awesome the show is, but the fact is that I’m only watching it because everyone has been raving about it
Peter:
Expectations: MET
Georgia:
Exceeded, even?
Peter:
EXACTLY MET
Peter:
(They were very high expectations though!)
Georgia:
Well. It only gets better!
Peter:
Well now you have RAISED my expectations for future episodes
Peter:
Meaning that no matter how good they are, the result will never exceed MET
Peter:
[[Episode 2]]
Peter:
Ugh why do DVDs still have ‘previous on’ at the start of each episode?
Georgia:
What do they think we are, amateurs??
Peter:
It’s ridiculous
Peter:
It is the year 2015
Peter:
The previously on did have a repeat of her bum though
Peter:
That was nice
Peter:
Now she’s got a SECOND clone, she can fake the death of Elizabeth
Peter:
And take the life of the German girl
Peter:
I call this “clone-hopping” and I thoroughly recommend it to anyone who’s interested in a diverse range of life experiences
Georgia:
Who wants to be German though
Peter:
Voice on phone: “It’s true! Someone is killing us.”
Peter:
PHONE CLONE
Georgia:
She has to hide the clone bones!
Georgia:
Props to Sarah for keeping her accent in this stressful situation.
Peter:
Immediately after you said that:
Peter:
Sarah: “Jesus bloody Christ!”
Peter:
Lady on phone: “…what?”
Georgia:
I would just let that go, in this situation.
Peter:
Oh my god the theme tune is so delightful
Peter:
Such a contrast to the stressful experience Sarah just went through
Georgia:
It’s fun to sing along to, in private.
Peter:
Mushrooms!
Peter:
Georgia there were mushrooms!
Peter:
Just for you!
Georgia:
Maybe I don’t like mushrooms any more
Georgia:
Things change!
Peter:
Honestly Sarah don’t bother digging a grave
Peter:
It always just stops someone from finding the body for what, 2 minutes?
Georgia:
But she found such a nice, open area to do it in.
Georgia:
Looks like the middle of a road.
Peter:
Thirty seconds after she leaves, a hiker and dog will come along
Georgia:
Or a jogger!
Peter:
Guaranteed
Peter:
So Elizabeth definitely killed herself in front of Sarah deliberately
Peter:
Otherwise that’s a ridiculous and over-the-top coincidence that diminishes the whole show
Peter:
I just can’t possibly work out why she did it though
Georgia:
Just blow past it
Peter:
Haha she’s looting the body
Georgia:
Classic Sarah.
Peter:
So far in 100% of the episodes of this show, she has looted a clone’s body
Georgia:
And 100% of clone bodies we’ve seen have been looted by Sarah.
Peter:
In 50% of the episodes, Sarah has drunk soap
Georgia:
Well this one isn’t finished yet. Maybe it’s a crossover with “My Strange Addiction”.
Peter:
Aaaand cut to Felix drinking
Peter:
FELIX NO
Peter:
THAT ISN’T BOURBON
Peter:
IT’S SOAP
Georgia:
Maybe clones can’t tell the difference, like aliens drinking gasoline or something to look human.
Peter:
Felix is a clone!?!?!!?
Georgia:
Deep down, aren’t we all clones, Peter?
Peter:
Mrs S: Mother of clones
Peter:
Well, adopted mother.
Peter:
Felix: “I was mad at you and so I decided to blow all the money from your stolen coke on a wake.”
Peter:
A fake wake.
Peter:
I cannot think of a stupider thing that I’ve seen a character do, ever.
Georgia:
I think opening the door every time Vic pounds on it like he’s fixing to kill whoever is inside is dumber than that.
Peter:
Hahaha
Peter:
True
Peter:
Felix and Vic deserve each other
Peter:
Felix: “Another twin?”
Peter:
Surely after the second they stop being twins.
Georgia:
He’ll figure it out, give him a minute
Peter:
OH
Peter:
I just worked out what’s happening
Peter:
Someone is trying to skin all 101 of the clones to make a coat
Georgia:
If that doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will.
Peter:
Sarah has anger management problems
Peter:
Maybe all the clones do, and Sarah just doesn’t own a gun/encounter elderly Chinese women as often.
Peter:
I am holding out hope that the elderly Chinese women is another clone
Georgia:
I’m not sure how elderly she was.
Peter:
Oh, well
Peter:
That makes my hope all the more likely
Georgia:
I can’t believe Art stole that money. What an A-hole
Peter:
Oh Art is short for Arthur
Peter:
Durrrrr
Peter:
duuurrrrr
Georgia:
So Felix was sleeping with Arthur!!
Peter:
Art Hur and his brother Ben
Peter:
Paul: “Why are you suddenly dressing like a punk rock ho?”
Peter:
I mean
Peter:
Yes your accent is great
Peter:
But if you can’t dress like Elizabeth it’s really a waste
Peter:
Appearance is like identity-theft 101
Georgia:
Paul is super lame so far. Moody and boring.
Peter:
Awwww Sarah feels sorry for him
Georgia:
I don’t.
Peter:
She’s like ‘I want to be physically close to you because you clearly need your gf right now’
Peter:
But also ‘I don’t know you at all’
Peter:
‘Plus you just called me a ho’
Georgia:
I’m surprised for someone with such nice hair that Felix wears a helmet on his bike.
Georgia:
I sure don’t.
Peter:
Maybe that’s WHY your hair isn’t as nice
Georgia:
This woman oozes sex in everything she’s in. I love it.
Georgia:
Mrs S. Sex.
Georgia:
Look at all that ooze
Peter:
Mrs S: “Most feral mutt I ever took in.”
Peter:
Georgia: *moans*
Georgia:
I just want her to get me in trouble for something.
Georgia:
It could be anything, really. A towel on the floor. Dressing like a punk rock ho.
Peter:
Not wearing a helmet
Georgia:
*shiver*
Peter:
Sarah’s daughter is apparently a monkey
Peter:
Interesting twist
Peter:
When I have kids I am going to call them animal nicknames
Peter:
It’s spectacularly cute
Georgia:
Like ‘Ocelot’ or ‘Capybara’
Peter:
Or ‘Feral mutt’
Georgia:
Art seems to have a lot of issues. Did he and Felix break up?
Peter:
He’s misunderstood
Peter:
I mean
Peter:
ALL Art is misunderstood
Peter:
But this one particularly
Georgia:
I have heard he can be hard to appreciate.
Peter:
I may not know him, but I know what I like
Peter:
Okay this is the youngest elderly Chinese woman ever
Peter:
She doesn’t look like a clone (due to Asian) but I can’t quite tell
Georgia:
They do age beautifully.
Peter:
ART PUT THE PHONE IN HER HAND!
Peter:
Man, that sounds like some kind of beautiful metaphor
Georgia:
If he was going to do that, why not put… um… I don’t know… a WEAPON
Peter:
Sarah: “She knows I’m back, doesn’t she? I can feel her!”
Peter:
PSYCHIC CLONE POWER or just generic motherly stuff?
Peter:
Felix: “That’s Beth’s other phone.”
Peter:
In all fairness it’s just ONE of Beth’s phone.
Peter:
There’s no clear hierarchy
Georgia:
He’s doing his best to keep up.
Peter:
Felix is just like “Maaaan this stealing identity thing is complex”
Peter:
And also a little bit “Sarah is good at this”
Georgia:
It’s very lucky that the clone we’re following is so street smart
Georgia:
And has TWO handbags now
Georgia:
At least.
Peter:
And not dead
Peter:
It would be a much slower show if we followed one of the dead ones
Peter:
Sarah: “Can I borrow this hat?”
Peter:
Felix: “No. Whatever”
Peter:
Jesus Felix Sarah is trying to juggle three identities. Lend her a fucking hat.
Georgia:
Maybe it’s his favourite.
Georgia:
And Sarah doesn’t seem like the most reliable person.
Peter:
She reallllly needs to get her hands on a gun
Peter:
Okay so far in 100% of the episodes Sarah has:
Peter:
-Looted a clone
Peter:
-Pretended to be a new clone
Georgia:
Are you impressed that when she pretends to be a clone, she sounds like she’s doing a good impression of them, as opposed to just *being* that clone?
Peter:
Oh shit I didn’t even notice that
Peter:
Maaaan
Peter:
It’s so distinctly Sarah in every role, even when she’s pretending to be someone else.
Peter:
Brilliant.
Peter:
She really was robbed at the Emmys
Georgia:
They’re meant to be in America aren’t they? That money is not American.
Peter:
What?
Peter:
This is all set in England
Peter:
…isn’t it?
Georgia:
Nooo! It’s a BBC show but I was sure they were in America.
Peter:
I assumed it was all set in England
Peter:
Due to all the British people (Sarah, Felix, step-mum, boyfriend)
Georgia:
Mrs S brought her over
Peter:
OH
Peter:
Man
Peter:
I am bad at accents
Georgia:
They haven’t been clear about that yet. But Mrs S brought her over and Felix is her foster brother.
Peter:
Oh shiiiit
Peter:
Italian clone
Georgia:
So many twins!
Peter:
Austrian clone
Peter:
French clone
Peter:
Lobster clone
Peter:
I’m trying to think now why I was so certain it was England
Georgia:
Well you’re right, most of the key players sound British/Irish
Georgia:
and it’s BBC
Peter:
Voice on phone: “Did you find it?”
Peter:
Sarah: *throws briefcase into the ocean*
Peter:
Bill Pullman: Noooooooo
Georgia:
Coming up! My favourite clone.
Peter:
Okay she’s in Scarborough
Peter:
I feel like this is definitely Englahnd
Peter:
Maybe it’s *New England*
Peter:
We just saw a red car
Peter:
I really hope this red car is your favourite clone
Georgia:
She’s so versatile.
Peter:
No matter where it’s set, if it’s BBC it’s definitely filmed in England so looking for visual clues doesn’t really work
Peter:
These kids sounds American.
Peter:
NOW IT IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT
Georgia:
Set and filmed in Toronto Canada
Peter:
Well.
Peter:
Now…
Peter:
Now I don’t know what to think
Peter:
Sarah: “The soccer mum”
Peter:
Clones by type:
Peter:
-Drug-dealer
Peter:
-Cop
Peter:
-Soccer mum
Peter:
-Dying German
Peter:
Goddddd she’s a great actor
Peter:
Oh man
Peter:
I want to bathe in her acting
Peter:
In a big tub of her acting-juice
Georgia:
See! Now it’s two different clones, not Sarah pretending to be someone else
Georgia:
(Sidenote, Sarah is the only clone that Maslany’s mother recognises as her daughter)
Peter:
Sarah: “Just tell me who we are to each other.”
Peter:
Mom clone: “Are you kidding me?”
Peter:
That really seems like a reasonable request
Georgia:
‘Obviously we are one of MANY twins.’
Peter:
Sarah (as Beth): “I had to go to Bed, Bath and Beyond.”
Peter:
Art: ‘That sounds like a reasonable excuse that I won’t question any further.’
Georgia:
‘Can you pick me up some bathbombs?’
Peter:
Dr Bowers is the coldest psych ever.
Georgia:
With notes too mean to show
Peter:
Beth: “That’s not going to work for me.”
Peter:
Doc: ‘Oh in that case I guess you’re fit for duty!’
Peter:
Oh man Beth is…blackmailing her drug supplier?
Peter:
What a confusing relationship
Georgia:
She’s doing it well too.
Peter:
Not as well as Maslany acts
Peter:
She set the bar high
Georgia:
Nothing is as good as that
Peter:
Soccer Mom clone: “I can’t find a sitter”
Georgia:
She should clone one!
Peter:
I genuinely thought she was going to ask Sarah to sit for her
Peter:
Confusing the kids beyond reason
Peter:
Art: “I hold onto that money until you’re reinstated. That was the deal. I’m looking out for you.”
Peter:
None of that makes sense
Peter:
How is that looking out for her?
Peter:
And at what point was this deal made??
Georgia:
Art and Paul should run off together so I never have to see their stupid faces again.
Peter:
So hang on three clones were all living within a few miles of each other
Georgia:
In the same city
Georgia:
Maybe it’s a people per capita thing
Peter:
Either that’s going to be explained, it’s a ridiculous coincidence, or there are MILLIONS of clones.
Peter:
I really hope it’s the last.
Peter:
With at least three clones in every city in the world.
Peter:
Felix: “You always do this to me!”
Peter:
…leave you outside a clone’s house after hearing that another clone has died?
Peter:
I would hate if my siblings did that to me.
Peter:
Worst foster-sister ever.
Georgia:
You speak like a man who wasn’t left outside a house just yesterday.
Peter:
Soccer Mom Clone: “Close it. Lock it.”
Peter:
Daft punk: “Zip it. Move it. Pop it.”
Peter:
COSIMA
Peter:
CLONE #5!?
Georgia:
Cosima!!
Peter:
Hang on
Peter:
-Sarah
Peter:
-Elizabeth
Peter:
-German
Peter:
-Soccer Mum
Peter:
-Cosima
Peter:
Yup! #5 that we’ve met
Peter:
EPISODE END
Peter:
I will freely admit I’m intrigued!
Peter:
Oh! It’s a BBC America production
Peter:
That explains a LOT
Georgia:
I feel like it just further confuses the issue.
Georgia:
‘The US and the UK are teaming up, so where’s the obvious place to set and film their show?’
Georgia:
‘Canada!’
Peter:
Maybe they had to
Peter:
Since that’s where all the clones were, and it was too expensive to ship them in.

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