Lost, Season 3: Episodes 19-21

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In 2009, Peter watched through the first five seasons of Lost for the first time, live-tweeting all thoughts as he had them. Nicknames were created, awards were invented and dispensed, and predictions were made. If you’ve never seen Lost (or even if it’s been a while), these may not make much sense.
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Lost
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[[Episode 19]]
Peter:
Previously on Lost is about Locke and his Dad.
Peter:
I had forgotten about this plotline.
Peter:
Didn’t even list it in “current mysteries.”
Peter:
If I ever have a kid I hope that I don’t scam them of their kidney then put them in a wheelchair.
Peter:
I know I’ve made this list before, but I really enjoy it.
Peter:
Things Locke has blown up:
Peter:
-the Hatch
Peter:
-Eyepatch Man’s Lair
Peter:
-a submarine.
Peter:
Locke appears to have been left alone with some documents, a fire, and his father.
Peter:
WHOA! Awesome line.
Peter:
Locke’s Dad: “Don’t you know, John? Don’t you know where we are?”
Peter:
The answer to that could clear up SO MUCH.
Peter:
I can’t believe how cute and loveable Sawyer’s being.
Peter:
“Fine, we’ll go to your tent.”
Peter:
And now he’s walking her home!
Peter:
Leader!Sawyer is seriously my favourite of all the sides of Sawyer that we’ve seen.
Peter:
Oh I love this episode so much already.
Peter:
Okay I do not believe that Locke has kidnapped Ben.
Peter:
Locke is fairly clearly working for the Others.
Peter:
Australian Flight Attendant is my favourite of the kidnappees. She is very cute. Also: Australian!
Peter:
I don’t feel comfortable with how accepting Locke is of the Others kidnapping women.
Peter:
“The Magic Box is a metaphor.”
Peter:
Hee hee hee. Such a silly line, delivered so straight.
Peter:
I’m not sure if I trust Jack, and I’m a viewer who saw everything that he went through.
Peter:
I definitely don’t trust Locke.
Peter:
Where’s Sayid? We haven’t seen Sayid in a while now.
Peter:
Can’t he just be a side-character?
Peter:
Doesn’t need to be main, just needs to appear.
Peter:
If I recall correctly, my original nickname for Sawyer was “angry-man”.
Peter:
That nickname has remained relevant over 3 seasons.
Peter:
Locke’s original nickname of “Scar-eye Orange-mouth” isn’t quite as relevant.
Peter:
He’s still got the scarred eye, but so rarely eats oranges.
Peter:
Sayid!! Love a bit of Sayid.
Peter:
I particularly likes that he doesn’t trust Jack either.
Peter:
It’s possible, of course, that Italian Pilot is lying, but it’s much more interesting if she was telling the truth.
Peter:
Anyone reading this: if I’m ever castaway on an island with you, cryptic answers are illegal.
Peter:
NO CRYPTIC ANSWERS.
Peter:
Punishable by death.
Peter:
Whoa. Is Locke’s Dad going to be the man that Sawyer has been hunting all this time?
Peter:
That would tie together SO nicely.
Peter:
Should just predict, instead of asking these questions.
Peter:
Prediction: Locke’s Dad is the man that blah blah blah.
Peter:
I am anti-killing.
Peter:
Any group that wants you to kill someone to become part of their group is not a group I want to become a part of.
Peter:
And yes, that includes the SIS. I will probably never become a double-0 agent.
Peter:
Whoa!
Peter:
While I was looking up James Bond’s organisation (was trying to remember if it was SIS or MI5) Locke took Sawyer to the Black Rock.
Peter:
I wasn’t sure that we’d ever see the Black Rock again.
Peter:
Thought it might be one of those mysteries introduced and then forgotten.
Peter:
Like the foot of the statue with four toes.
Peter:
Haven’t heard ANYTHING about that since it was first mentioned.
Peter:
Ditto Adam and Eve, or the Man from Tallahassee.
Peter:
Locke is craaaaazy.
Peter:
I like this Richard Other guy.
Peter:
He’s delivering all kinds of exposition.
Peter:
The Island seems to be some kind of…spiritual retreat?
Peter:
Should have made the connection, really.
Peter:
Sawyer searching for a conman, Locke’s Dad a conman.
Peter:
Brilliantly set up.
Peter:
Oh! Locke’s Dad is the Man from Tallahassee.
Peter:
Also, he thinks the Island is hell.
Peter:
That is a disappointing conclusion to make.
Peter:
I thought he had better answers than “this is hell”.
Peter:
Mmm, angry Sawyer.
Peter:
Locke is really desperate to join the Others.
Peter:
Still no explanation of the whispering noises though.
Peter:
Never will be.
Peter:
I love that Sawyer is still carrying around the letter.
Peter:
I’m predicting Sawyer (James) as Most Likeable.
Peter:
I mean I guess it doesn’t really count as a prediction when it’s something I decide but shh.
Peter:
DAMN the Others (particularly Benry) excel at making people want to join them.
Peter:
“Jack, we’ll get you off the island.”
Peter:
“Locke, we’ll teach you the secrets of the Island.”
Peter:
“Hitler, we’ve got some gypsies for you to kill.”
Peter:
Locke’s Dad is really quite unlikeable for a con-man.
Peter:
Tut tut tut.
Peter:
I mean, yeah, he thinks he’s in hell, but you’d expect him to have some sort of natural charm/likeableness.
Peter:
Also: now that we know that Juliet is still working for the Others, we can’t entirely trust anything she has to say.
Peter:
Such a pity.
Peter:
She revealed so much interesting Other exposition, and now we don’t know if any of it’s believable.
Peter:
Sawyer’s killings since coming to the Island:
Peter:
-a polar bear
Peter:
-Locke’s Dad
Peter:
-VHE and Dirk (by burying them)
Peter:
Oh, and the Martial that had been tracking Kate. Martial? Marshall?
Peter:
The cop-guy. Sawyer killed him too.
Peter:
Jack is being incredibly dislikeable this episode, but not nearly as much as Benry. Not sure who to give Intriguing to.
Peter:
Locke, I s’pose.
Peter:
Locke’s Dad/Sawyer is perhaps my favourite cross-over thus far.
Peter:
(except possibly Jack/Clare)
Peter:
Locke giving proof of Juliet’s spyhood = excellent television. REALLY keen to see what happens next.
Peter:
Episode end!
Peter:
Most Likeable: Sawyer (woo murder yay)
Peter:
Least Likeable: Benry.
Peter:
Most Intriguing: Locke.
Peter:
[[Episode 20]]
Peter:
Am just about to start “The Man Behind the Mirror”, my friend Ryan’s favourite episode.
Peter:
Rather looking forward to it.
Peter:
Curtain, not mirror. The Man Behind the Curtain.
Peter:
It’s a Wizard of Oz quote:
Peter:
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”
Peter:
Will we see the intriguing “Jacob” this episode, or is that slightly too optimistic?
Peter:
Is Jacob Jack’s Dad?
Peter:
Predictions:
Peter:
-Jacob is Benry OR
Peter:
-Jacob is Jack’s Dad
Peter:
-This will be a Benry flashback episode
Peter:
-Juliet gets pwned.
Peter:
Okay, let’s go! The tension is killing me.
Peter:
Previously on Lost about the Island’s powers, Juliet’s tape-recorder (duh), & the Others.
Peter:
Two unknowns are having a child on the Island.
Peter:
Hang on, if Benry’s lived here his whole life…was he born there?
Peter:
Is this his birth?
Peter:
Apparently Aussie legislation was recently passed to make childbirth in hospitals mandatory.
Peter:
No more home-births.
Peter:
Ha! They are not on the Island. They are not on the Island at all.
Peter:
Really nice subversion. Well played,
Peter:
Yup! Looks like I just witnessed the birth of Benry.
Peter:
Benry flashback episode? I sincerely hope so.
Peter:
I’m retracting Locke’s Most Intriguing award from last episode and giving it to Other Richard. Had forgotten about him.
Peter:
Sorry Locke.
Peter:
Named Others:
Peter:
-Benry
Peter:
-Richard
Peter:
-Tom
Peter:
-Juliet
Peter:
-that angry guy who hated Sawyer
Peter:
-Alex
Peter:
-Alex’s boyfriend
Peter:
Benry: “I know I promised to tell you everything about the Island, John…”
Peter:
yessss
Peter:
“…BUT”
Peter:
oh screw you Benry!
Peter:
Screw you!
Peter:
“Take me to Jacob”
Peter:
“I can’t.”
Peter:
Grrr. I suspect that Jacob doesn’t exist.
Peter:
Oh, so does Locke.
Peter:
Oh Locke. I remember why I love you so.
Peter:
Right, so that Wizard of Oz reference wasn’t being played as subtly as I thought it would be.
Peter:
It was fairly clearly spelled out.
Peter:
Mmmm Benry flashback episode.
Peter:
I love you so much, this episode.
Peter:
Feels like this season has had more exposition than the last 2 seasons put together.
Peter:
Is that just because I’ve watched it over months, instead of all in one weekend?
Peter:
OH! Benry’s Dad is Roger the Disembodied Head!
Peter:
That is really a rather nice tie-in.
Peter:
This episode is winning quite hard so far.
Peter:
I maintain that I want to see more of Sayid.
Peter:
Preferably doing something other than torture people.
Peter:
Eyepatch Man is called “McIsle”.
Peter:
I will continue to call him Eyepatch Man.
Peter:
Partially because I don’t know how to properly spell “McIsle”, mostly for fun.
Peter:
Locke just went postal on Eyepatch Man.
Peter:
And now he’s being all “I call the shots, Benry.”
Peter:
Locke rules.
Peter:
Totally deserves his award.
Peter:
Exposition! The Island once had a volcano. “A long time ago.”
Peter:
Young Benry is so cute.
Peter:
He may even win Most Likeable.
Peter:
So, it appears that the Dharma Institute used to have a school.
Peter:
And the Others were Dharmians, separate to “the natives”.
Peter:
Scary woman at Benry’s window looked a lot like Juliet. Coincidence?
Peter:
Prediction: Jacob is leader of The Natives.
Peter:
Kate is being a bit of a bitch.
Peter:
Can’t tell quite whose side I’m on here.
Peter:
Benry: “I assure you Jacob is very very real.”
Peter:
Prediction: he’s not very very real. Maybe just a little real.
Peter:
He’s got to be Jack’s father. There’s been way too much build-up for him to simply be an unknown, a random.
Peter:
Benry’s childhood sweetheart is adorable.
Peter:
Maybe SHE’ll get Most Likeable.
Peter:
Predictions:
Peter:
-she dies
Peter:
-she’s Desmond’s sweetheart.
Peter:
Things Lost makes me appreciate:
Peter:
-my Dad’s not an alcoholic
Peter:
-I’m not stranded on an Island in the middle of nowhere
Peter:
-I’m not called “Benry”
Peter:
The fact that Jack’s Dad didn’t appear in the “Previously on” suggests that he won’t be Jacob.
Peter:
(or that if he is, we won’t meet him this episode)
Peter:
Island council!
Peter:
There needs to be more big tribal meetings like this.
Peter:
Gives extras something to do.
Peter:
Shit is going down.
Peter:
Juliet’s all like “I told Jack” and Jack’s all like “she did!” and everyone’s all like “woahhhh. Well what now?”
Peter:
Was going to comment on the fact that there aren’t any rabbits on the Island nowadays, but just remembered: there are.
Peter:
Test-rabbits.
Peter:
Holy what the. Benry is seeing Patrick! Patrick is Jacob??
Peter:
Ageless and creepy as all fuck?
Peter:
Patrick has not aged in 30 years.
Peter:
My guess is obviously that he’s Jacob, but it’s also possible it’s Patrick’s father.
Peter:
Patrick as Jacob is an excellent twist. I give it 5/5.
Peter:
Hasn’t been confirmed yet, but it’s definitely coming.
Peter:
Young Benry has Harry Potter glasses.
Peter:
Meanwhile, older Benry has taken Locke to a shack in the middle of nowhere. What’s the haps?
Peter:
Predictions:
Peter:
-the shack is empty, Benry is using it as a place to subdue Locke.
Peter:
-Jacob is Patrick, who clones himself at will.
Peter:
Benry: “Once I open this door, there’s no turning back.”
Peter:
Suspension is effectively built, Benry! Open the freaking door!
Peter:
Shack’s looking pretty empty. Benry is craaaaazy.
Peter:
Benry, you’re not at all believable. You’re standing too closely to that chair for us to believe that you think there’s someone there.
Peter:
How anti-climactic.
Peter:
Unless that chair starts rocking or something, this twist sucks.
Peter:
Chair started rocking!
Peter:
Windows are exploding!
Peter:
Go team awesome twist!
Peter:
Having said that, Benry grabbed the chair to stop it, not the arms of someone who would have been sitting on the chair.
Peter:
Is Emma’s Chekhovian gun going to come into play?
Peter:
Do some hardcore shootin’, Locke!
Peter:
Locke, I’m going to be honest, you are rarely in a position to be skeptical. You blew up the hatch, remember?
Peter:
Okay, so Jacob seems to be either
Peter:
1) Invisible and sort of weird and ghostly, or
Peter:
2) A strange figment of Benry’s imagination.
Peter:
My money’s on 2). Stupid Lost and its refusal to answer questions.
Peter:
Questions are only ever answered 5+ episodes after they’re introduced.
Peter:
Ah, excellent. The exact moment that Benry snapped and started killing people.
Peter:
This sort of explains his “Locke, kill your Dad!” rant.
Peter:
Holy heckaroo! Not only did he kill his Dad, he seems to have taken out most of the Dharma Initiative.
Peter:
You a crazy mofo, Benry.
Peter:
Please, please don’t tell me that was just meant to be a young Patrick. He looks EXACTLY the same.
Peter:
This episode has answered a lot of Dharma Initiative questions in an incredibly boring way.
Peter:
Hoorah? It gets an apathetic “yay”.
Peter:
No! Don’t shoot Locke!
Peter:
He excels in so many ways. Really hopeful prediction:
Peter:
-Locke lives! Somehow!
Peter:
NO! Oh Episode ending why do you have to taunt me so!
Peter:
Gah!
Peter:
I can’t even stay up and watch more! Damn you, work tomorrow!
Peter:
Most Likeable: Benry’s childhood sweetheart.
Peter:
Least Likeable: BENRY. Stupid Benry. Hate him so much.
Peter:
Most Intriguing: Patrick (again.)
Peter:
The Dharma explanation kind of sucked.
Peter:
I assume Benry’s mass murder was “The Incident.”
Peter:
Predictions:
Peter:
-Locke doesn’t die.
Peter:
-The Castaways turn against Jack & Juliet.
Peter:
-I’m too busy to watch more for another week or two.
Peter:
Locke is way too cool to die, and I’m way too busy to dedicate as much time to as I’d like to. Maybe if I get ill again…
Peter:
I’m sold on Jacob being more than Benry’s imagination now. (which, in retrospect, is way too weak to pass muster.)
Peter:
I’m still a big fan of Jacob being Jack’s Dad, but don’t really understand how it would work.
Peter:
Maybe he’s just the spirit of the Island?
Peter:
I’m still, I will admit, a tiny big confused about why I thought Juliet & Benry were married for so long.
Peter:
It was only 5 episodes ago that I realised that they weren’t.
Peter:
Also: there’s too much going on to make predictions at the moment, but here’s the stuff that’s still definitely classed as “mystery”
Peter:
Big mysteries of Lost:
Peter:
-The Smoke-monster: what is it? What’re its motivations? Why could Eko stare it down? Why is it so timid?
Peter:
-the (original) natives: Where’d they come from? Why are they so antagonistic? What’re their motivations?
Peter:
-the numbers: Why were they being broadcast from the Island? Why do they cause bad luck? Why were they on the Hatch?
Peter:
-the plane: Why are there so many passenger backstory crossovers? Were they brought here? How’d they survive?
Peter:
-Jacob: Who is he? Why are people being brainwashed into worshipping him? Why could Locke hear but not see him?
Peter:
-the Island: Why does it have healing/sperm-increasing powers? Why can’t women give birth here?Is it sentient/alive?
Peter:
-the Others: Why are they here? What’s up with their habit of kidnapping people? (“the lists”) Why come here?
Peter:
Small mysteries of Lost:
Peter:
-the four-toed statue foot
Peter:
-Jack’s Dad’s body
Peter:
-Adam & Eve
Peter:
-the Others’ whispering sound
Peter:
-Desmond psychic abilities
Peter:
Perhaps Jack’s Dad paid psychic to get her on that plane.
Peter:
It’s possible that I’m reading far too much into Jack’s Dad being in so many backstories. I hope not!
Peter:
[[Episode 21]]
Peter:
I should be working, but I’ve got a hankering for some Lost!
Peter:
Locke was just shot, last time I watched..
Peter:
Here are the thoughts I’ve been a’thinking’ lately:
Peter:
-Season 1 had the Hatch, built up throughout the season, opened at the end.
Peter:
S2 had the numbers that had to be pushed.
Peter:
What about s3?
Peter:
I think that Jacob is the closest we’ve come to a season-wide mystery. Prediction: Jacob will be revealed in the final episode.
Peter:
Further thought: s2 started from the inHatchibant’s POV, s3 started from the Weirdtopian’s POV. Will s4 start from Jacob’s POV?
Peter:
Housemate just got home with pizza and new glasses. He’s exhausted. His first words:
Housemate:
Please tell me you’re watching Lost. Yes? Excellent!
Peter:
And now to start the episode!
Peter:
Previously on Lost is about Desmond’s Charlie!Death visions and Juliet’s subterfuge.
Peter:
And the boat.
Peter:
I suppose the boat off-shore could qualify for the end-of-season episode, but it wasn’t really hinted at early enough in the episode.
Peter:
Jack and Juliet are showing the Castaways something mysterious.
Peter:
So far it just seems to be Danielle. We’ve met her before.
Peter:
An electrical box…yes, we’ve seen those before.
Peter:
Oh! An explosion! That is definitely worth the secrecy.
Peter:
I heart explosions.
Peter:
Jack sure has a healthy bloodlust.
Peter:
First his army in the second season, now he wants to explode the Weirdtopians.
Peter:
Don’t get me wrong: I totally approve!
Peter:
Charlie flashback episode.
Peter:
Perhaps he’ll die this episode.
Peter:
His only purpose lately seems to be to hanging lampshades.
Peter:
I suppose Charlie’s death would count as a mystery that’s been dangled all season.
Peter:
The purpose of his death, anyway.
Peter:
So, current end-of-season theories:
Peter:
-We meet Jacob
Peter:
-They get (somehow) to the boat off-shore
Peter:
-Charlie dies.
Peter:
Question that I haven’t really thought of before:
Peter:
-Why are the Others so anti-these guys getting off the Island?
Peter:
Why does Sayid know where “The Looking Glass” is?
Peter:
I don’t, and I’ve been watching everyone’s actions, not just his.
Peter:
(“The Looking Glass” is another Dharma station. I quite like the Dharma stations name. Not as good as my “Alpha/Beta etc” names tho.)
Peter:
Why is Charlie’s death instrumental to everyone getting off the Island? Unless he dies and falls onto an alert button or something…
Peter:
Prediction: Charlie’s Dad doesn’t catch him.
Peter:
I’m about 90% convinced that Charlie will die by the end of the season, but Lost subverts like no show I’ve seen before.
Peter:
(except House)
Peter:
(House remains the king of subversions)
Peter:
I suppose Charlie could get up to the stage that Desmond’s vision describes and then refuse to die/save everyone…
Peter:
…but that seems uncharacteristically selfish/dickish of him.
Peter:
Oh!
Peter:
Sayid knows about the Looking Glass because of the electrical plans.
Peter:
Oooh, excellent justification of the cable from the first season. (the cable that led them to Crazy Danielle.)
Peter:
Watching shows like this make me superaware of my past and future self.
Peter:
eg I can never go back to NOT knowing about the cable’s purpose.
Peter:
I mean, that’s an extremely shallow example, but it’s still an example.
Peter:
One day, all the mysteries on Lost will make sense to me.
Peter:
My future self is aware of the meaning behind everything, my past self still has no idea.
Peter:
I dunno. Makes me think.
Peter:
Meanwhile, on the show, the attack has been moved from tomorrow night to tonight.
Peter:
Clever heightening of the risks.
Peter:
I love, by the way, that we see things from the Others’ POV as well.
Peter:
Admittedly, only because of Carl, but it’s still cool.
Peter:
(“Carl” is Alex’s beau.)
Peter:
That’s where he’s been all this time; hiding out, being fed by his girl.
Peter:
I think love is a lot easier when there’s ridiculous risks/circumstances/chance of death.
Peter:
You don’t have to think “Can I stand this person for 40 years?”
Peter:
I love Sayid, but he’s only ever brought in for war-related reasons.
Peter:
Torture, clever explosion plans, etc…
Peter:
Bring him in for love, Lost!
Peter:
Thus far this episode, Charlie’s flashbacks are pointless.
Peter:
I mean, sure, nice to give him a flashback episode as if he’s going to die, but there’s so much happening and this is so irrelevant.
Peter:
A LOT of stuff is pointing towards Charlie’s death.
Peter:
Setting up this ring to be handed on, pointless flashbacks, list of best moments…
Housemate:
#3 – the Christmas that Frodo gave me the ring!
Peter:
Awww! Charlie just called the baby “Turnip-head”.
Peter:
Now they’re layering it on a bit thick.
Peter:
I’m down to about 65% Charlie dies.
Peter:
There are surprisingly few kisses on this show.
Peter:
Charlie/Clare just kissed, but it’d still be in the first 20 kisses of the show’s run.
Peter:
Charlie’s got a flashback – it looked like it was going to be a shared flashback with Desmond
Peter:
Wasn’t.
Peter:
Then I thought it was going to be a shared flashback with Naomi. (being mugged)
Peter:
Nope. Flashbacks still pointless.
Peter:
Bernard is a crack shot.
Peter:
That’s a hastily-written justification that I’m entirely okay with!
Peter:
Reasons Charlie might die:
Peter:
-flashback showing that he’s a hero
Peter:
-hastily-written introduction of ring
Peter:
-pointless flashbacks
Peter:
Reasons Charlie might live:
Peter:
-they’ve layered it on way too thick. It’s suddenly become too obvious and formulaic.
Peter:
-I like him lots.
Peter:
Seriously though, Charlie’s a pretty popular character.
Peter:
That could work either way: he’s unlikely to be killed because of it…
Peter:
…but on the other hand, it would justify all the build-up to his death. I’m at about 50/50 now. Could go either way!
Peter:
My money’s on him living.
Peter:
Meanwhile, the “blow up the Others” plan seems like a season-ender, but it’s way too far away from the EOS.
Peter:
Blech. I hate sand. Really glad I don’t live on the Island.
Peter:
(as well as for the other reasons I have discussed.)
Peter:
Oh-oh. Charlie flashback brings us to the beginning of his time on the Island.
Peter:
That is not a good sign. He’s much more likely to die.
Peter:
And there’s slow music playing.
Peter:
But…no!
Peter:
It’s too obvious.
Peter:
Meanwhile, Charlie is being hilarious in his flashback.
Peter:
He’s getting Most likeable.
Peter:
Another good reason for Charlie’s death: he seems to have no strong tie to the Island like the current, living characters.
Peter:
If there’s one thing we’ve learned from Boom and Shannon, it’s that you need a good, ongoing backstory to survive this show.
Peter:
Desmond’s all “I’ll go instead.” That won’t work at all.
Peter:
Silly plan, Desmond. Come up with a better one.
Peter:
Send Jack.
Peter:
Don’t get me wrong, I like Jack, but he’s been a bit of a prick lately.
Peter:
Hey, cool!
Peter:
Charlie hit Demond with a paddle.
Peter:
Go Charlie!
Peter:
Moment of truth.
Peter:
My money’s still on Charlie living, but it seriously doesn’t seem at all likely.
Peter:
Although they can’t actually escape…
Peter:
The underwater base is my new favourite place on the Island.
Peter:
Surely they spent too much on this set to just use it this once.
Peter:
Episode end. I have three excited comments to make.
Peter:
1) I was right!
Peter:
2) EXCELLENT subversion! Should never have doubted you, Lost!
Peter:
3) AWESOME! People living underwater! Original Dharma people? Weirdtopians? A new, unrelated group? Who knows??
Peter:
AWESOME!
Peter:
Okay okay.
Peter:
Most Likeable: Charlie.
Peter:
Least Likeable: Jack.
Peter:
Most Intriguing: Underwater Inhatchibants!! So cool!
Peter:
Theories:
Peter:
-the Underwater Inhatchibants (henceforth referred to as “amphibs” until they get names) are Others. (obvious)
Peter:
-Charlie’s button that Desmond saw him press turns off whatever keeps the water out.
Peter:
That’s why he drowns, destroying the base.
Peter:
Oh crap!
Peter:
Just remembered: Juliet was unaware of the amphibs’ existence.
Peter:
Hmm. Going to put that down to Benry’s lies.
Peter:
My theories are still valid. Predictions!
Peter:
-Jack’s “kill the Others” plan works.
Peter:
-they don’t get rescued…well, maybe a few,but not many.
Peter:
People who def don’t get rescued:
Peter:
-Jack
Peter:
-Kate
Peter:
-Sawyer
Peter:
-Hurley
Peter:
-Locke (is he dead? we haven’t seen him lately! :()
Peter:
-Charlie
Peter:
-Desmond
Peter:
People who have a chance of getting rescued:
Peter:
-Clare
Peter:
-Turnip-head Ulrich
Peter:
-Rose
Peter:
-Bernard
Peter:
-Naomi
Peter:
-I can’t think of any other Castaways.
Peter:
Actually, while I’m listing people, Island deaths:
Peter:
-Boom
Peter:
-Shannon
Peter:
-Eko
Peter:
-Eyepatch’s g/f
Peter:
-Libby
Peter:
-Anna
Peter:
-various Others
Peter:
-Martial/Marshall
Peter:
-Locke?
Peter:
I mean, if you’re counting flashback deaths, most of the Dharma Initiative were killed off by the Hostiles. Oh!
Peter:
-VHE
Peter:
-Dirk.
Peter:
I feel as though a recap of my nicknames is in order!
Peter:
VHE = Very Hot Extra, the chick from the Expose episode.
Peter:
Dirk the Dick was her boyfriend, Paulo.
Peter:
Turnip-head Ulrich is Aaron
Peter:
Eyepatch is (obviously) the man with the eyepatch
Peter:
Boom is Boone
Peter:
And “The Inhatchibant” is Desmond.
Peter:
Benry is Ben
Peter:
Alex’s Beau is Carl
Peter:
The Weirdtopians is another name for the Others
Peter:
Weirdtopia is the prison (also known as “The Isle”)
Peter:
Suburbtopia is the Others’ main base.
Peter:
I adore Locke, get excited by mentions of polar bears, and hate irrelevant flashbacks.
Peter:
[[Running Tally: All seasons]]
Peter:
Most likeable: Sawyer on 13 (Hurley on 8, Jack, and Charlie, on 6, Sayid on 5, Jin on 4, Turnip-head Ulrich, Sun, Tom and Desmond on 2, 7 characters on 1 – Shannon, Walt, Jin, Boom, Kate, Random shop-woman, Paulo/Dirk/Berto)
Peter:
Least likeable: Benry on 9 (Jin on 5, Anna, Michael, Locke, Jack and Kate on 4, Jack’s Dad, Shannon, Crazy Danielle, and Charlie on 2, 9 on 1 – Locke’s Dad, Sawyer, Clare, Tom, Bernard, Denise, Juliet, Desmond’s Love’s Dad, Sun)
Peter:
Most intriguing: Juliet on 7 (Locke on 6, Eko on 5, Kate, Walt, and Desmond, on 4, Ethan, Benry, and Crazy Danielle on 3, Anna, Sawyer, Michael, Sun, Eyepatch Man and Richard/Patrick on 2, 13 characters on 1 – Sayid, Jack, Charlie, Boom, Shannon, Denise, Goodwin, Tom, Libby, Alex, Hurley’s Dad)
Peter:
[[Current season]]
Peter:
Most likeable: Sawyer on 8 (Jack and Charlie, on 2, Sayid, Tom, Random Shop-woman, Desmond, Hurley, and Jin on 1)
Peter:
Least likeable: Benry on 4 (Kate on 3, Denise, Juliet, Jack, Danny, Desmond’s Love’s Dad, Locke and Sun all on 1)
Peter:
Most intriguing: Juliet on 7 (Locke, Desmond, Eyepatch Man, and Richard/Patrick on 2, Eko, Mal, Benry, Alex, and Hurley’s Dad on 1)
Peter:
[[Awards presented:]]
Locke:
“The Locke Award” (previously on 7 “Most likeables”)
Eko:
“The Locke Award” (awarded before he even won any “Most likeables”)

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