In 2009, Peter watched through the first five seasons of Lost for the first time, live-tweeting all thoughts as he had them. Nicknames were created, awards were invented and dispensed, and predictions were made. If you’ve never seen Lost (or even if it’s been a while), these may not make much sense.
- Episodes 1-3
Peter: “What did one snowman say to the other snowman?”
Peter: Snow place like home?
Peter: Freeze a jolly good fellow?
Peter: Icy you over there!
- Episodes 4-6
Peter: Oh no.
Peter: Sun’s lost her wedding ring.
Peter: (This is really a plot I could happily live without.)
Peter: Prediction: Desperate to find her (inexplicably magnetic) wedding ring, Sun turns the electro-magnet up to max.
- Episodes 7-9
Peter: I just want Mr Locke and Mr Echo to get married and have babies.
Peter: And adopt a polar bear.
Peter: That would make me happy.
- Episodes 10-12
Peter: Ha!! Anna to Jack about Kate: “You hittin’ that?”
Peter: I love it when characters cut through the crap.
Peter: Who needs subtext when you can just use TEXT!
- Episodes 13-15
Peter: I like to think that Sayid’s actor had it specifically written into his contract that he had to torture someone once/season.
- Episodes 16-18
Peter: I wish I had a secret boyfriend who could teach me a second language. I would learn French.
- Episodes 19-21
Peter: Hurley is getting girl advice from Sayid.
Peter: This is the absolute best person to get advice from on the whole island.
- Episodes 22-24
Peter: Every time Eko says anything, I feel like punching the air with sheer joy.
Peter: He seriously just said “I know” and I was like “AWESOME!!