In April of 2014 Xander was unemployed, jobless, and generally without a profession. At the recommendation of Netflix he marathoned the first season of American Horror Story over a weekend, posting his thoughts as he had them onto a single Facebook status. The following transcript is from this event, and contains many, many spoilers.
- Episodes 1-3
Xander: Tate! You’re here.
Xander: Are you gonna be a good guy?
Xander: Am I going to have to shed my preconceptions about “good” and “evil” for this show? - Episodes 4-6
Xander: Oh shit
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: please don’t die
Xander: OH WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY - Episodes 7-9
Xander: First usage of the phrase “Sex Swing” in this show!
Xander: Somehow not the first use of “Big, thick cock” - Episodes 10-12
Xander: Lady, quit your baby obsession
Xander: BAM
Xander: Problem solved.
Xander: Next up I’m going to tackle the cocaine addiction
Xander: Stop it!
Xander: Fuck I’m good.
